What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Thank you.

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why do I feel sleepy after massage?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

How do you know when someone really loves you?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Sure.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

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Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Is Max Verstappen unstoppable this season?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Then let's have some coffee

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He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

He : Tea ?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I don't drink

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : I'm 24.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Why do some children hate their parents?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : No

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.